The Cosby Show

That's the worst fucking sweater I've ever seen it's a Cosby sweater, a COSBY sweat-tah. (Haha. Just realised Lisa Bonet is in both those things. Totes unintentional but appropriate reference then. God, I make this shit look easy amirite?)



Remind me to start dancing like Bill next time you see me down the discotheque k?

Birds of a Feather

'Write the feem toon, sing the feem tune'

LOLZ

This theme makes me feel like I've forgotten to do my maths homework and I don't know what the shit I'm sposed to do or how the fuck I'm going to do it. A sinking sad worried ball of knots in my lower tummy feeling. I don't like it.

I do however love Dorian. TRUTHS. That bitch was hella awesome and kind of how I model myself now. We could all learn a little from that whore. DOUBLE TRUTHS.

Soap

Every morning when I open my eyes to a brand new day I would hella love some cheesy voiced dude to do narration of this sort to bring me up to date on events thus far in my life.



This was basically the Arrested Development of its time but with more Billy Crystal and Blossoms dad and less Richie Cunningham. For any math fans out there you can equate it in these terms terms:

(Billy Crystal + Nick Russo - Richie Cunningham) x Flares = Soap

Soap laughs ≠ Arrested Development laughs

Because AD is the best duh. (But Soap was pretty cool too I guess).

Blankety Blank

How fucking futuristic is this shit? Also, I'm pretty sure Terry Wogan's wig is the source of all his powers



I want to go there.